1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward/refer this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't #9 on this list.
16. Oh, and when constituent services means responding to allegations of UFOs. GAO is fine, I'm working hard, hope all is well... Liz is about to leave for Senegal... Websites (because we all know how lame this post is) Gulf Wars: Clone of the Attack- Don't you just love satirical posters? UC Berkeley Article on Cross Cultural Barriers- Quite interesting, subtle differences, you wouldn't normally notice. Little Blue Light- Is this takeoff of K-Mart, or is it possibly an easy to use web guide for students about poetry, literature, and thought? Claremont McKenna is on Reference.com!- Allegations are confirmed! They list who our famous alumni are, which includes Tyra Banks, Robin Williams, and Randy Kraft.